Top 20 Worst Real Estate Listing Photo Disasters

Selling a property can be challenging… Especially with crazy photos like these! Check out these pictures from ACTUAL real estate listings and learn what NOT to do when you post your next investment property deal.

Warning: What you are about to see cannot be unseen! And for the real estate investors reading this, staging goes a long way, folks!

#1: Calling all hunters! This house may be paradise for an avid hunter, but not everyone enjoys being surrounded by antlers. Just sayin’

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#2: What in the…do I even need to explain this one? PS: Nice table placement.

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#3: The pool may help sell this house…but not the swimmer! Yikes.

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#4: Is the baby included with the price of the property?! As cute as this baby is, I’m not sure it’s a selling point. But a puppy? That’s another story.

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#5: After weeks of waiting, the real estate investor finally captures a pair of wild mattresses at a watering hole.

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#6: Whoa nelly! This house photo takes the term indoor pet to the next level. Potential buyers may worry about scuff marks on wood floors, but hoof marks are a whole new concern.

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#7: At least we know the yard is well fertilized! Make sure that your photos focus on the features of the property and exclude any distractions – specifically, dogs doing their business in plain sight (No, it doesn’t help if it’s a cute dog.)

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#8: An interesting color scheme, more often associated with nuclear warning systems.

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#9: Talk about flex space! If you don’t mind using the toilet in the kitchen, you probably won’t mind doing it next to a window either.

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#10: Quick tip: Tidy up before you take pictures!

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#11: This room is perfect for your next NASCAR viewing party. This Bud’s for you.

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#12: You’ll never have to tell your kids to wash their dishes after dinner again. There is a permanent reminder, which may actually distract from the rest of the kitchen. Could be a selling point!

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#13: If you are interested in maximizing space, you have hit the jackpot. You can actually get dressed while you are in your home office working.

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#14: Moms will be able to take multitasking to the next level. They will be able to cook dinner, wash dishes, and play foosball all at the same time.

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#15: Who doesn’t like to the throw a load of laundry in while on the porcelain throne? Just watch your head when you stand up.

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#16: If you have the bag to match the wallpaper, you’ll always look fashionable in this bathroom.

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#17: You may want to invest in a home security system or at least non-glass doors.

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#18: What a perfect day for kayaking. Bonus: You won’t even get wet on this kayak ride.

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#19: If you don’t want to travel far to the bathroom from the living room, this house will be perfect you.

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#20: This place is a real pigsty and the actual pig is the least of it.

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Got some more crazy photos? Share them in the comments below!


Posted on May 11, 2016

Author: Alison Reeves

After working for a large wholesaler in Houston for 4 years, Alison joined MyHouseDeals as Marketing Manager in 2016. Alison finds the ever-changing nature of real estate investing and marketing exciting, and loves working for a web services company that is hyper-focused on its customers. When she’s not marketing for MyhouseDeals, Alison enjoys cycling, running, fostering homeless dogs, and enjoying all of the art/music/outdoor public activities that Houston has to offer.

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