Big Announcement

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We have a big announcement.
The National Association of Realtors is trying to shut us down! You heard me right. They want us gone, kaput … OUTTA HERE!
The details were revealed in a letter we received from their attorney late yesterday afternoon. Among other complaints, they stated that …
– “Hundreds of properties are being bought and sold on your website without the professional guidance of a trained Realtor.”
(Translation: They want your commissions.)
– “Properties are being presented outside of the time-tested framework of the traditional MLS system.”
(Translation: They want to maintain control by locking you into their MLS system.)
– “Sellers are clearly misinformed because their asking prices are far below what comparable sales show to be fair market value.”
(They cannot fathom that someone would take a discounted price because they want a quick and easy sale.)
Their claims are so outrageous that they’re hard to believe! In fact, before you get all worked up, maybe you shouldn’t believe. Look at today’s date. It’s April 1st.
Happy April Fool’s Day, Susan!
That’s right. The story isn’t true. Sorry if we almost gave you a heart attack! Our site and your deals aren’t going anywhere whether the Realtors like it or not! 🙂

The National Association of Realtors is trying to shut us down! You heard me right. They want us gone, kaput … OUTTA HERE!

The details were revealed in a letter we received from their attorney late yesterday afternoon. Among other complaints, they stated that …

– “Hundreds of properties are being bought and sold on your website without the professional guidance of a trained Realtor.”

(Translation: They want your commissions.)

– “Properties are being presented outside of the time-tested framework of the traditional MLS system.”

(Translation: They want to maintain control by locking you into their MLS system.)

– “Sellers are clearly misinformed because their asking prices are far below what comparable sales show to be fair market value.”

(They cannot fathom that someone would take a discounted price because they want a quick and easy sale.)

Their claims are so outrageous that they’re hard to believe! In fact, before you get all worked up, maybe you shouldn’t believe. Look at today’s date. It’s April 1st.

Happy April Fool’s Day!

That’s right. The story isn’t true. Sorry if we almost gave you a heart attack! Our site and your deals aren’t going anywhere whether the Realtors like it or not! 🙂

Doug Smith

Author: Doug Smith

MyHouseDeals was founded in April of 2005 and has since provided information on thousands of bargain-priced properties with over $7 Billion in equity (and growing!) In addition to property lists, we help investors succeed by providing valuable tools, resources and education. Most of the properties on MyHouseDeals are single-family houses. Many of these properties are wholesale deals, which are for sale by other investors. Others are motivated seller leads, which are for sale by homeowners who are often in a bad situation. These properties are typically discounted by far greater amounts than bank foreclosures.

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