Archive for June, 2007

Going to Prison is as Easy as 1-2-3!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Finally, something real estate related! Let’s get started…

One easy way to go to prison is by defrauding a lender or conspiring to defraud a lender. This is known as mortgage fraud.

There are many types of mortgage fraud. But one scheme in particular is more prevelant among real estate investors. And that scheme is described in the hypothetical scenario below.

Pay special attention to this story so that you’ll know to RUN when you see this in real life.

THE STORY

It all starts when Sammy Seller posts a wholesale deal on myHouseDeals.com with the following numbers:

ARV: $150,000
Asking Price: $100,000
Cost of Repairs: $20,000

After receiving a few calls, Sammy Seller decides to flip the house to Bobby Buyer. They agree on a sales price of $100,000. Sammy Seller is excited because that price is $10,000 more than anyone else offered.

Seems innocent so far. But then things make a turn for the worse when Bobby Buyer states that there are 3 conditions to the purchase. Sammy seller must…

 1. Write down $150,000 as the sales price on the contract.
 2. Give Bobby Buyer $50,000 “off the record” after the closing.
 3. Write down Cathy Credit as the buyer’s name. Cathy Credit is Bobby Buyer’s “associate”.

Sammy Seller agrees because the net result for him is the same and “whatever Bobby Buyer does on his end is his own business.”

Sammy Seller reasons that he will still get his $100,000 from Bobby Buyer. He just gets it in a different way … by collecting $150,000 at closing and then giving Bobby Buyer $50,000 after closing.

Bobby Buyer wants to structure the transaction this way because he can get a significant amount of “tax free” money from the lending company when he BUYS the property.

Bobby Buyer decides to get the loan through a friend named Billy Broker. Billy Broker is a mortgage broker who works with a few different lenders that you’re familiar with … Bank of America, Chase, Countrywide, etc.

But the loan won’t be in Bobby Buyer’s name. Bobby Buyer’s “associate”, Cathy Credit, will be the borrower. After all, Bobby Buyer doesn’t like to put his own credit at risk.

Bobby Buyer and Cathy Credit have a side agreement that Bobby Buyer will give her a $3,000 “thank you gift” for using her credit after closing. She’ll be a “credit partner” — also known as a “straw buyer” — in this case.

Billy Broker knows that to get this deal done and collect his processing fees, he must get a high appraisal … an appraisal for $150,000, even though the property is worth $130,000 or less in its current condition.

So Billy Broker calls up his buddy Andy Appraiser to do the appraisal. He says, “Hey Andy. Go appraise this property. I need it to come back at $150,000. Make it happen.” And Andy, says, “Sure thing!” because he doesn’t want to disappoint Billy Broker and cut himself off from future business.

The appraisal comes back at $150,000 as expected. Bobby Buyer catches wind of the appraisal … and smiles an evil smile. He sees green in his future.

Now it’s closing time…

The loan is for 90% of the purchase price on the sales agreement. Based on a purchase price of $150,000, that’s a $135,000 loan. Bobby Buyer brings the extra $15,000 of his own cash to complete the purchase. It’s funneled through Cathy Credit’s account, since she’s the buyer on the paperwork.

Bobby Buyer then gets $50,000 from Sammy Seller after closing. So, Bobby Buyer walks away from the deal with a loan balance of $135,000 (in Cathy Credit’s name) and $35,000 in cash. ($50,000 minus the $15,000 that he put down.)

Then, Bobby Buyer gives his “associate”, Cathy Credit, a $3,000 thank you gift for getting the loan in her name. And Bobby Buyer promises to Cathy Credit, “I’ll never miss a mortgage payment, so your credit is ok.” Bobby Buyer has now “profited” $32,000 ($35,000 minus $3,000.)

Bobby Buyer can use this $32,000 to do the repairs and make the mortgage payments. But he doesn’t. Instead, he keeps the $32,000 and doesn’t make any repairs or payments. A few months later, the house gets foreclosed on. This hurts Cathy Credit’s credit, not Bobby Buyer’s.

Bobby has since spent the money on a new Lexus IS. Bobby Buyer’s buddies (and his lady friends) think he’s cool, just like he wants. Little do they know he’s a loser/criminal/scum bag who steals from mortgage companies and ruins the credit of unsuspecting victims like Cathy Credit.

By this time, Cathy Credit has done several “deals” with Bobby Buyer. So her credit starts getting pounded with negative items from several loans. Bobby Buyer doesn’t return her calls. In a desperate attempt to get revenge on Bobby Buyer, Cathy Credit casts a voodoo spell on him. But that’s beside the point.

In the meantime, all of these defaulted mortgages under Cathy Credit’s name throw up red flags at the mortgage company. And more red flags go up when the mortgage company sends a Realtor or Appraiser by her (Bobby’s) properties to assess their values. And the values come back much lower than the appraisals from a few months ago.

The mortgage company decides that there was conspiracy to defraud the mortgage company. They don’t have time to deal with it, so they hand the investigation over to their attorneys.

And the attorneys come after Cathy Credit. And then the Attorney General gets involved. Cathy Credit eagerly points to Bobby Buyer. And then a simple title check shows that Sammy Seller was involved as the seller. Now he’s in this mess. And before you know it, the appraiser and mortgage broker get thrown into the mix, too.

By the time all is said and done, the seller, the buyer, the credit partner, the mortgage broker, and the appraiser lose money, their reputation, and in some cases, their freedom. And it’s all because they got greedy and ignored broke law.

In layman’s terms, here’s why they were in trouble…

Bobby Buyer had full knowledge of and actually coordinated the “off the record” transactions of $3,000 to Cathy Credit and $50,000 to himself. He was the mastermind of the whole scheme.

Cathy Credit purchased the property with the sole intention of getting $3,000, handing over control of the property to Bobby Buyer, and never making payments. She also had knowledge of and actually received one of the “off the record” payments.

Sammy Seller gave money to Bobby Buyer outside of closing. This was money that was not on the paperwork at the title company. So he knowingly hid information from the mortgage company and thus helped to defraud them.

Billy Broker had knowledge of Bobby Buyer’s actions and conspired with the appraiser to get an inflated appraisal.

Andy Appraiser knowingly appraised a property too high, which led the lender to believe they were making a secure loan when, in fact, they were not. Conspiracy to defraud the lender!

I won’t go into the details of the punishments for these crimes. All you really need to know is to stay clean and operate within the law. And don’t shuffle money pertaining to the sale between parties “outside of closing”.

To learn how to do deals the LEGITIMATE way, sign up for a free trial at www.myhousedeals.com/freetrial, and I’ll take you through a series of free members only teleseminars that show you how to make money in real estate, LEGALLY.

Until next time,

Happy (and profitable) investing!

Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com

P.S. Go to www.myHouseDeals.com/freetrial now .

Civil War Erupts at myHouseDeals.com

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

“Is it maroon or is it brown?” That was the divisive question that was unexpectedly thrust upon the staff at myHouseDeals.com on Tuesday morning.

This simple question brought a halt to all business. For about 60 minutes, wholesale deals went unapproved, member questions went unanswered, and updates to the website … don’t even think about it.

It all started when Alex Soares, the regional coordinator for Chicago, walked through the front door at approximately 8:55 AM…

Alex walks in

“Good morning Alex. Nice brown shirt,” exclaimed Lauren, the Houston/DFW coordinator, as she greeted Alex.

Lauren comments on shirt

Alex thanked her and resumed walking to his office. “I absolutely LOVE that maroon shirt,” said Elise, the NYC/Boston coordinator. “Where’d you get it?”

Elise comments on shirt

Again, Alex responded, although a little puzzled by her color choice, and proceeded to his office.

Lauren overheard Elise’s comments about the shirt and commented, “Hey Elise, nice try, but it’s brown. Duh!” (Lauren was NOT in a good mood because she hadn’t had her coffee yet.)

Elise responded, “I may not be a fashion designer, but I know my colors, and maroon is maroon is maroon. And that shirt is maroon if I’ve ever seen maroon!”

Lauren disagrees with Elise

One thing led to another and before you know it, the entire office was in on the debate. And they quickly chose sides. It was as if everyone had an unwavering opinion on this important matter, including me. Any idiot would know that this is a BROWN shirt!

The battle lines were drawn. Elise and Travis (programmer) were certain it was maroon. Lauren and I insisted it was brown. Alex was caught in the middle. During all the commotion, all he could think was “And to think, I could have prevented this. I almost wore pink today, but I chickened out.”

The argument begins

Alex was about to reveal his opinion of his own shirt. But then he saw a fang poking out of Travis’s mouth and quickly sealed his lips. He backed down even further when he saw the hair stand up on the back of my neck.

No need to worry. Travis and I ARE werewolves, but we only kill once or twice a month. And this was our off day. Here’s a pic of me in full form. (I know, very intimidating.) …

Werewolf

Back to the story.

What started as a friendly conversation had quickly developed into a verbal dispute. And the verbal dispute … into finger pointing … and then, into an all-out civil war. Let’s just say, we took this matter outside. Elise looks like she’s done this before…

Battle Royale 2

Watch your skull Travis! Lauren looks sweet but she’s a scrapper. I’m dead meat…

Battle Royale

The fighting continued, but a light drizzle led us back inside. (We’re aggressive, yet sensitive.) It was a short fight but a fight with many battle scars, both physical and psychological. The wounds are almost too gruesome to mention here, but I’ll do my best to illustrate …

Lauren stumped a toe. (It hurts just looking at it)…

Lauren stumps her toe

Travis fell backwards in his chair. Some think he was pushed. (I can’t take it anymore!)…

Travis falls

Lauren stapled Elise’s hand. (Please, make it stop!)…

Elise gets stapled

Alex got a paper cut. (I can’t look!)…

Alex gets a papercut

And I spilled coffee on shirt. (Heeeeellllppppp!)…

Doug spills coffee

So if your wholesale deal wasn’t approved on Tuesday morning or your calls went unanswered, I hope you understand that we had “stepped away from our desk”. And that we did “return momentarily”.

We apologize for the inconvenience and promise that it won’t happen again because we finally reached a compromise. A peace treaty of sorts. The staff of myHouseDeals.com hereby agrees that the shirt is …

Brown-roon!

Although difficult to reach, this compromise was necessary. And business is now back to normal. We are back to providing you with more deals and investing tips than you can handle. And we are now much wiser because of this dispute. We finally realized that …

A myHouseDeals.com divided against itself cannot stand.

Until next time, happy (and profitable) investing!

Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com

P.S. We want to know. Is it brown or maroon? Make a comment on this post and let us know what YOU think! (Brown! Brown!)

P.P.S. Now that I have your attention, don’t commit real estate fraud! You want to be rich and free. Not rich and in jail. I’ll talk more about avoiding the slammer next week. Yes, finally something real estate related!

“It’s Not Right!” cried Paris Hilton to myHouseDeals.com

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

This just in.

In an attempt to turn her life around and start a career, Paris Hilton used her jail time wisely to successfuly put a house under contract on Tuesday, June 12. (Apparently, the jail has a phone and fax machine.)

According to her publicist, Paris initally considered rehabbing and re-selling the property for maximum profits, but after discovering myHouseDeals.com, she chose to wholsale it for quick cash. “Wholesaling is like so hot right now,” explained Paris.

Here is a picture of the house…

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Paris has chosen a unique real estate investing strategy. She will focus only on pink houses. But according to Paris, she’s somewhat flexible, “I’m like so open to buying houses that aren’t pink but are like still hot. But yucky houses are like so out even if they are pink.”

Her real estate investing career seemed to have gotten off to an excellent start. One call, one fax, and one house under contract. But things soon went awry. 

These are the facts as we understand them: Yesterday, June 13, at approximately 3:00 PM Central Time, Paris posted the property above on myHouseDeals.com as a Wholesale Deal. Five minutes later, Lauren Fowler, a regional coordinator for myHouseDeals.com, rejected the deal. The reason? It only had $10,000 in equity and $15,000 is the minimum.

Before Lauren could fully explain the reason for the rejected deal to Paris, Paris reacted in a highly professional manner, as expected …

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When Paris caught her breath she cried,

“Lauren, it’s not right!”

She continued, “This is like, so whatever. That deal is hot and Lauren knows it. MyHouseDeals.com is like freakin lucky to have this deal, ya know.”

Earlier today, Paris commented on the situation, “I like so want to thank my fans right now for their support of me and my wholesale deal. I’m like learning and growing so much from this real estate thingey. Even though this is like total crap. It’s like, that house just needs carpet and paint and like some cute decorations or whatever”.

In a written statement, Lauren commented, “Her deal is being treated the same as everyone else’s deal. She is receiving no preferential treatment. And yes, that is a hot house. But not a hot deal. $15K is $15k. Those are the rules. And our members demand good deals.”

One upset investor commented, “We don’t care about no Paris Hilton.” Yet the investor continued to follow this story as it developed. It was if he was watching a train wreck and couldn’t look away.

Back to Paris…

Although Paris was outraged, she was also disappointed and depressed about her rejected deal. According to her attorney, Paris Hilton is “doing as well as she can. She is taking a break from investing for now. She’s focusing on clearing her mind by cleaining the facilities.”

Paris cleaning the prison grounds…

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Although Paris’s first deal has turned sour, rumors are circulating that this isn’t Paris’s last real estate endeavor. Word has it that she is trying to get a “condo” under contract. Not many details are available right now. All we know is that it’s unit #26 in an unknown building…

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Best of luck in your investing Paris. Sorry we couldn’t post your wholesale deal. And go get ‘em on that “condo” deal!

Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com

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Me Giving the Best Man’s Speech at Brother’s Wedding

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

My twin brother, Trent, got married a couple of months ago. I was the best man, so I gave a speech. The video of my speech is below. I got a little choked up at the beginning as I paid respects to three of my grandparents who have passed away. But I recovered and proceeded to poke fun at my brother for the next few minutes. Enjoy!


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Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com